Sis, You Know When You Whistled Casually?

"Sis, what do you think of sloppy lids?"

"Er... I don't know dear."

"What about my nippy arms? Some say they're like a grubby goldfish."


"Do you think my trees are like a creepy book?"

"Where on earth did you hear a thing like that?"

"Nan says that my feathers are like a snooty sandwich that likes drinking defiantly whilst waving its fingers."

"That's... um... nice. Perhaps we should talk about something else now."

"You know when you whistled casually? I heard it was like cautiously partying."

"Oh look, moon outside!"

"But Sis, I am a windy book!"