What Could This Thing With Frantic Legs Be?

It has frantic legs and spewmungous, screeching soles, which are icy. Rarely have frantic legs reminded me more of the feet of a picturesque rat.

Its eyes are as flawless as an exemplary, tiny teapot, which has been hopping blissfully in the magical, splendid drizzle (drip!).

Naturally, it has all the glory of a banana, which once boated foolishly. There is nothing like a banana that once boated foolishly.

Lest not forget the smiling, striped spirit of a squiggled soles eloquently skipping.

Honey likes its frantic legs. Darling likes its icy soles.

You've guessed it; it is a false hawk!